What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Innocent before proven guilty

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like

Deuteronomy 17

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

This isn't going to, hurt.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

But this is not

I like God is love and lives within you.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I don't like religions.

Your going to be alright just relax

Maybe leave out

What did one boob say to the other boob

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Bible.. Hm.?

You shall not bear false witness.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?